Musical Repairman Mugs

"It's garage music."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Jack of all trades

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Tool Box

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

Ernie likes to fix things around the house. Just today he's fixed two sandwiches, three sundaes, and some microwave brownies.

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

Fixing the TV.

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

Computer operator welding machine.

Tech support...can I help you!

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

"Frosty the Repairman"

"Was it a fuse?"

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"