Musical Nature Lovers Gifts

Cello with a birdhouse on top.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

Frog in the puddles.

"She wishes to range free!"

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

Two birds sharing a bowl of worms.

"...And that's how to translate honey into money."

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

'We found you in a cabbage!'

Stormy weather

'At ease, soldier.'

The last Passenger Pigeon

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

Now that we've developed lungs, it's only a matter of time before we feel guilty about not exercising.

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

The Velvet Mesquite

America Off-line.

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

'If someone farts in the forest and there's no one around to smell it, does it make a stink?'

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

Yakety-Yak

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder