Musical Moos T-Shirts

I see relations between Dylan and Daisy are at a all time low!

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Cow Show Tunes

Motorherd

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

Angel playing music

I think we should stick to doing this with a piano.

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

A-Hem! I'm still singing here!

"This next tune is dedicated to my wife, who is currently away on a cruise. I call it, 'The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea'."

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

Evolution of the Cat.

"...on the avenue..."

Cats the musical

'I just don't understand... We hate the same movies, books, art, music, friends and relatives, and we agree that the world's a hopeless mess. With all that in common, why is our marriage falling apart?'

Cat Video Cinema.

Working from home.

MAH MOO MAH MAH MOO MOO MOO MOO MAH MOOMAH MOO MAH MAH MOOMAH MOO MOO!

"I only know 'Sit' and 'Stay.' "

"God, I hate cows."

Bris

"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"

Paint charming.

Good grief! What did we order?!

Descartes' Cat - I meow, therefore I am.

'My client is a genius composer. He writes all the spaces between the notes.'

If cows would write fairy tales...

"At the academy, we admired his talent and believed he would have a successful career until the fateful day when he lost interest in hip-hop and fell in love with classical music."

'Cattle Driver.'

Why must you have "I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry" on the jukebox? A lot of people complained that "Happy Hour" was too happy.

Art Block

'We thought it fit his rather plaintive personality.'