Magical Moos T-Shirts

If cows would write fairy tales...

Motorherd

Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

'Naughty boy, I see you clawing my curtains.'

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

Your Country Needs MOO!

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

Pottery

Cat Video Cinema.

'The cauldron is just for the sauce - I do the rest in my microwave.'

"Moo-mooo-mooo-moo-mooo-mooo. . . And that was the moos with Dale Wisbey. . ."

I see relations between Dylan and Daisy are at a all time low!

Whoa! A Solar eclipse of the Moo, man!

"They don't care what Folkways is paying. They won't play after the moon sets."

Descartes' Cat - I meow, therefore I am.

Muscle Steriods.

Yoga - moooooooo.

"Gesundheit."

Wow, a dairy farmer! Mine is a hobby farmer, so he doesn't care how much milk I produce: I'm more like a pet to him...

'OK, OK! Enough voodoo! Batter up!'

'Cattle Driver.'

'You Bring shame to our family!'

Letting the Cat Out

Cat Thanks.

"That was one GREAT salesman!"