Musical Miracle Pillows

"You definately have a musical ear"

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

Orchestra.

Four children playing the flute.

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

Tiny Visions

'Play it again, Sam.'

Rocking Witches.

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Caught in the Music

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

'It will be a difficult adjustment, but it doesn't mean you can't still live a full and rewarding life, say, in the library, or even a miniature golf course.'

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

I love Harmonica

Angel playing music

I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated.

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

I love Marimba

"I'll need to see your responsible service of alcohol certificate."

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

'Music hath charms,' &c.

"You see, I told you I could play the bugle and sing at the same time..."

"This next tune is dedicated to my wife, who is currently away on a cruise. I call it, 'The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea'."

Mummy Musician

Music Freak.

Nick Cave.

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.