Musical Merman Mugs

'Before we get started, just a little reminder that this is a SCUBA diving class.'

Orchestra.

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

'Play it again, Sam.'

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Violin family at Christmas

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Hip-hop cops on stage.

I love Harmonica

"Does our improvement really need to be so continuous?"

The Web is mightier than the sword.

I love Marimba

A-Hem! I'm still singing here!

'If youth is wasted on youth, I'd just as well spend my time social networking.'

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

Music Freak.

"You see, I told you I could play the bugle and sing at the same time..."

'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'

Air Sitar.

'I hereby sentence you to three years of piano lessons.'

"For tonight's performance I have stripped everything, as far as possible, down to the "urtext" edition."

Cowpunk

Angry Doctor Bartolo

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

Piano Bar

"This next song exposes the hypocrisy of everyone here."

'I've been under a lot of pressure.' (Diver on therapist's couch).