Musical Merman Mugs

'Before we get started, just a little reminder that this is a SCUBA diving class.'

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

Orchestra.

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"You'd think he hated music by the way he tortures it."

'Play it again, Sam.'

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Violin family at Christmas

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Hip-hop cops on stage.

I love Harmonica

"This is the murder weapon the defendant used, your honor, and these are the tunes he butchered in cold blood."

"Does our improvement really need to be so continuous?"

The Web is mightier than the sword.

I love Marimba

Music Freak.

Nick Cave.

"You see, I told you I could play the bugle and sing at the same time..."

'If youth is wasted on youth, I'd just as well spend my time social networking.'

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

A-Hem! I'm still singing here!

'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'

Air Sitar.

'I hereby sentence you to three years of piano lessons.'

"For tonight's performance I have stripped everything, as far as possible, down to the "urtext" edition."

Piano Bar

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

The Evolution of Pop Culture Scapegoats

Angry Doctor Bartolo

Cowpunk

"This next song exposes the hypocrisy of everyone here."