Musical Meals T-Shirts

Good grief! What did we order?!

'I sent out for everything.'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

How to correctly estimate cooking time

Quartet of chefs.

"What do you mean, where's your order? Can't you see we're just starting to really cook?"

Complex Carbohydrates

'Congratulations, dear...the squid appears fresh!'

"What would you serve with toast?"

'This next number is a love song, all about my dinner.'

"Save some for Daddy, Buttercup."

'Forgettable' - The Hit Musical

Violinist plays stringy cheese

"I'm supposed to sing you the specials. Do you want me to do that?"

"Cheese fondue has gone wherever crepes Suzette and tuna Mornay went."

"Waiter! Waiter! There's no flies in my soup!"

"To save everyone from suffering in polite restraint, I shall eat the last slice."

Salad Bowl Drum

I see relations between Dylan and Daisy are at a all time low!

Mandolin Players At Dinner

qui-i-i-i-i-i-i-i... ...NOA-A-A-A!!!

Who wants to say grace? Grace! Ames! Would you please show the kids how it's done? Ok. Thank you. That's it? I could have said that! Amen.

Ear Bud Hijacking

McTV, 'It's all singing commercials.'

Potato singing - 'Peelings,, Nothing more than Peelings,,'

Mom's Diner - We reserve the right to refuse service to naughty boys!

'Yes I know he wanted to be in the catering corps.'

"Quick, get it while its molecules are still vibrating."

'It's our anniversary... make it two toppings.'

"I'm sorry, sir, but you don't get the violin with pork chops and apple pie and custard"

"I said, 'How's the trial separation going for you?'"

Pianist with Knife and Fork.

'A loaf of bread, a quart of milk, cheese. A loaf of bread, a quart of milk, cheese... a loaf of bread...'