Musical Jester Prints

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la... - 'My tinnitus is driving me crazy...' - 'La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la...' - 'Quiet!' - 'La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

Beer Order

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

"We all go a bit crackers over Christmas, just try to pull yourself together."

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

'That'll be all the mince pies and sherry!'

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

Dec. 26

NSA is coming to town.

'I'm not saying that global warming is a reality...'

"I'm very highly strung!"

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

Rugby oldies

U.S Airspace missile detection meets Santa

Another wedding

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

Homeless man's sign: 'Sperm donor to the crowned heads of Europe.'