Musical Geologist Prints

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Natural Disasters

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Interdisciplinary studies.

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

Scientists are sexy

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Rock - see you in a million years!

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

Water is discovered on the moon....

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock.

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

"Over millions of years, carbon turns to diamond. Yet it took dad plus his grill mere minutes to turn last night's marinated chicken into that carbon."

How Glaciations Begin

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

Stratigraphy

"Viola player coming through!"

'Let's call him lucky!'

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

"No. Bad dog. You may not use fracking to extract a bone you buried."

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'