Musical Geologist Pillows

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Natural Disasters

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Interdisciplinary studies.

Scientists are sexy

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Admit it, we're lost."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Water is discovered on the moon....

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

Rock - see you in a million years!

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock.

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

How Glaciations Begin

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"Over millions of years, carbon turns to diamond. Yet it took dad plus his grill mere minutes to turn last night's marinated chicken into that carbon."

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

Stratigraphy

"Viola player coming through!"

'Let's call him lucky!'

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Will you be mine?