Musical Comic Mugs

"I hate open-mike night."

"Oh, we'll hang Kaiser BIll to the sour-apple tree..."

Conductor with cat of nine tails

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Mikado

The only time cats are known to laugh.

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"The Just Me Band"

"Free Bird!"

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

The return of the four sheepskins

Jim Carrey,

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

Zappo's Air Guitars.

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

John Cleese.

An amplified harp

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

Musical Pipe

"Heelllllooooooo, Roswell!!"

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Three people playing on the same flute.

A family choir

Blues for now.

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

"Tip my boy."

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

Spike Milligan

Musical Note Nail

"Any kids here tonight? Oh, wait... I guess not...since I didn't see any on the menu."

Woody Allen