An orchestra cymbalist is tempted by a fly.
Music Comedian Mugs
Discover humorous mugs that celebrate the comedic side of music. Perfect for musicians and comedy fans who love starting their day with a laugh and a song, these mugs bring a joyful tone to every coffee break.
Blowing balloons.
No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.
The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'
"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."
"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."
"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."
The Signing of tthe United States Constitution
I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....
"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."
Showbiz Awards
Zombie standup
In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.
"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."
Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.
"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"
"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."
"If I might be serious for a moment..."
12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'
"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"
'Your French dip, sir.'
Trump pardons
Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!
'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'
'The circle is complete!'
"Aristophanes explains comedy"
THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK
To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)
"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."
A Guide to Balloon Animals
Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.
The Rooster Comedian.
If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!
No-Work Orange
"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."
Music Comedian Mugs Collection
Music Comedian Pillows
Discover amusing pillows for the musical comedian in your life, adding comfort and humor to any lounge or studio.
Music Comedian Prints
Find playful prints perfect for decorating a comedy or music space, capturing the joyful spirit of your favorite performer.
Music Comedian T-Shirts
Check out our funny T-shirts, ideal for music-loving comedians wanting to showcase their dual passions in style.