Musical Beginner Pillows

"Really, I'm still a beginner, but Master insists on putting clips of my piano practice on the internet: How embarrassing..."

Baby Piano

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Impressing dad.

He kept up his guitar practise...

Triangle

Four children playing the flute.

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

"You'd think he hated music by the way he tortures it."

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

Grade 2 Cellist

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

Didgeridoo

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

Music Lessons

Violin Practise

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"

Violin Player

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

"Home school marching band"

Cellist

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

Mozart with a violin case.

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

Happy Violinist

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

"Tip my boy."

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

"I think your guitar's broken. No matter what you play, it sounds the same."