Musical Bard Appreciator Mugs

"I just can't wait till next week's episode!!"

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

Shakespeare was bisexual

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

Shakespeare's Brain

Some Hamlet-based puns

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

'Sorry'

Luthier

"The interest rate can't go any lower, so if necessary, we'll have to go back to pounds of flesh."

Little ship of horrors

'My Alfa Romeo, My Alfa Romeo, where for art thou?'

Ham-Dram

Shakespeare reading.

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

To Be/Not To Be

William Shakespeare

'Huh, that Will Shakespeare, a man of few words.'

New, Improved Cat

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

"Rapunzel? She bought a time-share in Costa Rica. I'm Larry."

"Mrs. Shakespeare, can Will come outside and write a play?"

North Pole.

Clever youth stating that he considers Shakespeare overrated

'Ye gods, Will - art thou still monkeying about with that Ooh-ooh language?'

"I've got pride but no shame."

'To tweet or not to tweet...'