Musical Bard Appreciator Mugs

"I just can't wait till next week's episode!!"

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

Shakespeare was bisexual

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

Shakespeare's Brain

Some Hamlet-based puns

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

"The interest rate can't go any lower, so if necessary, we'll have to go back to pounds of flesh."

Little ship of horrors

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

Luthier

'Huh, that Will Shakespeare, a man of few words.'

To Be/Not To Be

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

William Shakespeare

Shakespeare reading.

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

Ham-Dram

New, Improved Cat

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

North Pole.

"Mrs. Shakespeare, can Will come outside and write a play?"

Captain

Clever youth stating that he considers Shakespeare overrated

"I've got pride but no shame."

'Ye gods, Will - art thou still monkeying about with that Ooh-ooh language?'