Music Video Critic T-Shirts

Taylor Swift caricature

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

The Music Critic.

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

A singer being criticised

'I hate these purists who play Bach without any pedal'

Snake Eats the Snake Charmer.

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics."

Focus Groupies

Smashed harp...

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

"It's witless, repetitive, and irritating. It's great!"

"'50 Shades of Grey?' - Oh you mean the 'Guide to Modern Music...'"

The critic as band leader

the world's first music critic...