Music Trivia Buff Gifts

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

Twisted Peel discovers Phil Collins Day.

Louis Armstrong

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Robert Fripp

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Mozart on a computer,

"That is an outrageous slur."

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Michael Jackson.

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

Jarvis Cocker

Piano Keyboard

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Johannes Sebastian Bach

Large print rock'n'roll section

"Elfis"

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

'At least I don't have his life.'

Ringo releases his latest record.

StonesHendge.

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

Doggy conductor

'We had to donwsize.'

Robert Schumann

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

Gustav Holst

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

Sergei Taneyev