Music Therapist Gifts

Music Therapy Centre - Placebo Domingo.

A patient plays the trumpet while in therapy.

Bandaged hospital patient listening to music.

"It's all sounding a bit samey... do you know any Abba?"

"The Royal Opera wouldn't have me, so I decided to become a singing psychiatrist."

'What I don't understand, is how a guy named Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart stayed out of fights long enough to compose any music.'

Swing albums and Mood Swing albums in Record Shop

"I admire your efforts, but you never should try exercising to rap music!"

'And exactly how long has 'The Funky Gibbon' been stuck in your head?' - Rufus McPhee, musical exorcist.

Music Therapy

Blues Section...

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

Music Therapy

Shepherd and eurydice

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

They hated me.

Louis Armstrong

A Symphony of Penguins

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Can You Spot the Differences?

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Robert Fripp

Baby Piano

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Cimafunk

Marimba

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Guitarist

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Lennon and McCartney.

Impressing dad.