Music Talent Scout Pillows

'That's the best hold music I've ever heard, I'd like to sign you up at once'

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Giraffe Portrait

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

"Jerk." "Jackass." "Screw you." "Bite me."

"That's my novel."

No Talent Agency

"The guy's a natural!"

Sign Him.

'And all this time you thought she was just being annoying.'

"She's not all over you, but she gets the job done."

"I only accept students with natural talent. Your kid's talent is unnatural."

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

' I don't understand! He's never done that before!!'

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

"Well we are looking for people with a wide range of skills."

music store

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

Theatrical Agent - "And does she say anything else apart from Moo?"

The ocean is no place for a star.

"We don't sell CDs anymore. We sell colorful jackets for the music you download illegally."

"You look good, Douglas, but I'm afraid we're not looking for an 'It Boy' right now."

Purple Squirrel

'I am going to Hollywood to get a job as a Comanche scout.'

"Give it up for Stevie and his musical underarms! Next up, in the house...Crazy Katrina and her jump rope of death! It's something you'll see only on...the Security Camera Network!"