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"I must be getting old. They're playing my favorite son on the muzak!"

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

"Roger, give me the shirt … it’s time."

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

Mick Jagger at 95.

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

"Horton hears The Who!"

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

His master's voice

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

'Do you remember the good old days when actual dollar bills were dangled in front of us?'

'Walkman' 'Shuffle man'

His Master Voice Desert Island

"Joe, you've got to stop singing 'Rocket Man.' Okay, how about 'Ground control to Major Tom'?"

"Greatest Band?"

"Being in the now today sure ain't like the good ol' now!"

'Do you by any chance have any conservatory music?'

"I don't get it...there are so many cool new bands out...but it looks like you haven't bought anything in forever!"

"He're the pitch; a sequel to 'Yesterday', but instead of The Beatles, it's The Carpenters. We'll call it 'Yesterday, Once More'."

Malfunction at the boy-band factory.

Sony Dorkman

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Victorian mother and daughter.