Music-loving Insect Gifts

A violin spider and a saxaphone spider

Dog on a harp

Animal Band.

Campground Conductor

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

"You need to stop eating that sh*t."

Wife growing vegetables in husband's piano

Ernie has been studying the musical tastes and talents of birds. Hummingbirds have a musical term right in their name. Parrots are great mimics so they excel at karaoke. Of course, the eagles like 70's folk-rock music. And the birds Ernie identifies with the most are woodpeckers. They both love headbanging music!

Where the deer and the antelope play.

Headphone swing

"You're amazing! Where do you even find the time to shave your legs?"

"When I was seventeen..."

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

"So obvious, there all the time"

Melody Cockroach.

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

There were drastic cutbacks in the orchestra's budget.

Pianist winds key to his piano before concert.

Bob has natural animal magnetism.

Genius Parrot

"If we go vegan, can we eat pollen, but not nectar or vice versa or both or neither?"

Conducting Cats

'He's got a really big sound.'

The Swan.

'Good gracious Henry, it's not necessary to that every time he whistles the national anthem!'

Gangster shoots musical notes.

Elephant Musician

Fox and Hares

Bug Contemporary Music

"Oh, Doctor Conroy - Look!"

Angels and Devils.

"The customers are hanging up as soon as they're put on hold. Either they're growing more impatient, or I shouldn't have agreed to make them listen to Richard's early Seventies prog-rock recordings."