Bug-loving Pianist Gifts

Melody Cockroach.

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

"They're so adorable at that age!"

The Poky Little Pupa.

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

Extreme Bungy

Exciting potato bugs.

I thought you said we should never go to bed mad.

Terry had a computer bug.

A violin spider and a saxaphone spider

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

'I really don't know why we bother coming here - the food's always crap.'

"Stan, it's come to my attention that you have been creeping people out at work."

"I have such strong feelers for you."

Fruit Fly Job Interviews

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'

Bug hanging up stockings

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

Give it to me straight, Doc, and don't poopcoat it.