Bug-loving Pianist Gifts

Melody Cockroach.

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Extreme Bungy

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Terry had a computer bug.

A violin spider and a saxaphone spider

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

"I have such strong feelers for you."

Fruit Fly Job Interviews

"Stan, it's come to my attention that you have been creeping people out at work."

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

Bug hanging up stockings

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."