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Angel turns down stereo.

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Covid Music

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

At the CD shop.

Guitar.

'I don't leave until I've heard all 25 songs.'

Long necked giraffe playing long saxophone

"Hello, San Antonio - are you ready to rock in a fiscally responsible way?"

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

'Magazine, yes. Book, maybe. Musical dance - never in a million!'

"Relax - not only does the devil have the best tunes, he's also got a great lawyer."

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

'I know.. Let's write a song all about the evils of material wealth. After all, that last one netted us a bloody fortune!'

"They listen to weird music, dress funny and you don't dare go into the bathroom after they've been in there!"

Spoonstock.

There were drastic cutbacks in the orchestra's budget.

'They're playing our song.'

Man without Fingers Playing Guitar

the Carpenters greatest hits...

"Junior must be in here somewhere."

"I'm their accountant. Trust me - I'm the one you want to get lucky with."

"You're charged with blowing the roof off, bringing the house down, and totally killing it. How do you plead?"

"Worst opening act ever. Did you know what a vuvuzela is?" "What?"

... Harold at the stomach pump.

Sadojazzachists

The Noisy Neighbours

'Listen; They're playing our song!'

"I can't sleep, I've just read the weather forecast and I'm afraid that Cliff Richard will sing again..."

Cello player with arrow instead of bow.

'He's got a really big sound.'

Somewhere in West Virginia

'He has Van Gogh's ear for music.'