Music Impresario Pillows

Piano eight hands.

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

"Nice touch." - Resume playing music.

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

'So, Vincent, who is your target market?'

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

Edgar Degas

"He does impressions too!"

"Kiss me. I'm Claude Monet."

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

"Improv – that's were the big money is."

'You'll notice on my resume that nothing has ever been my fault.'

Improv Night

Sergey Diagilev

"Well, Mr. Hicks, your resume looks quite impressive and of course, the fact that you can sniff out truffles is a plus!"

'Sorry, but I have to put 'Orca': Who would hire a 'Killer Whale'?...'

Man chooses head from cupboard.

Qualifications

"If Monet knew Photoshop, it wouldn't look so blurry."

'And he's so-o-o-o knowledgeable about wine. He must have spent an hour telling me about his trip to Chardonnary.'

"I have an interview with a law firm. I hope to make an impression."

James Whistler

"I'm Monet. Who the hell is Manet?"