Music History Nerd Pillows

The Mods and Rockers feud had got out of hand

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Mozart on a computer,

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

Johannes Sebastian Bach

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

A man taking a bow

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Large print rock'n'roll section

"Believe me it's only an apple."

Malcolm Sargent

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

"Elfis"

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

StonesHendge.

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

Robert Schumann