Music History Buff Pillows

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"Meet Elvis?? Sorry, but they were right. . . He's alive and well on Earth!"

Wolfgang Mozart

Tipperary: Long way and short way.

Robert Schumann

Kids humour adult over who's generation invented rock'n'roll

"I was into revolutions. That's one of my 45s and here's a 33 and a 1/3."

'But how do you download music?'

Mozart on a computer,

"I haven't been here that long—I'm just a huge ZZ Top fan."

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

Ringo releases his latest record.

'Jimi played with his teeth not his dentures!'

Carl Maria von Weber

"The board is in agreement, then - rock and roll will never die."

Robert Fripp

Gustav Holst

Dueling Banjos two Banjos about to shoot it out in a Duel.

Led Zeppelin Gig: 'Do you remember when the only drugs we took were dope and Jack Daniels?'

Large print rock'n'roll section

No Radio On Board

Mick Jagger.

Ludwig von Beethoven

2200 BC: Egypt experiences Beetlemania

Louis Armstrong

Mozart

Street signs in Motown.

Summon King Henry's bugle teacher! Bring on the Tudor Tooter Tutor!

Ancient musician: Rock Music

Dog stares into gramophone player. Young kid says: 'I'm guessing it's some kind of dog-food dispenser.'

Mozart as a child

Jarvis Cocker

"Son, your grandma is dancing with Kurt Cobain now."

'Grandpa was way ahead of his time. He had shuffle-mode long before mp3 players.'

Mozart