Music Graduates Gifts

After graduating summa cum laude from music school our hero lands an entry level job playing eighth notes with a respectable firm.

Big Bang Theory.

Guitarist

"Make a lot of money."

No Elgar!

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

Triangle

Theorbo

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

Good Luck!

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

Piano Keyboard

Johannes Sebastian Bach

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'I'm afraid that the top investment banks are looking for more from job applicants than a 'Top Degree from the University of Hard Knocks'.'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Good Luck!

"Viola player coming through!"