Graduating From Music Academy Gifts

Violinists.

The Art Student.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

Big Bang Theory.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

The MBA Draft

Guitarist

Rhapsody in Blue.

No Elgar!

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

Triangle

Theorbo

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

Four Types of Test-Takers...

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

Johannes Sebastian Bach

A prince needs to learn arithmetic because some day you may want to divide and conquer.

Picasso: The Early Years

Piano Keyboard

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

"This is what's known as a book."

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

"Viola player coming through!"

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'