Music Format Geek Mugs

"Have you seen my CD player?"

Mozart on a computer,

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

Music Student

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

Sergei Taneyev

Music for car stereos

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

Igor Stravinsky

Songs About Artificial Intelligence

"C'mon you bluuues..."

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'

Leos Janacek

The 80's boombox guy in the 21 century

What Harold's guitar lacked in range, it made up for in payability.

'Old blue-screen's back!'

The rise of nano-technologies.

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

Movie News. He just found out the next "Pirates of the Caribbean" will be in 3-D.

Music Collector.

Jonny B Goode fails his first audition "You know, you play that guitar just like you're ringing a bell! Trouble is we need someone who plays like they're playing a guitar!"

"I'm leaving and I'm taking your iTunes with me."

In an effort to lure a younger generation of sailors the sirens start using autotune.

- 'Roger, I want a divorce' - 'It's that bulging crotchet in bar 5, isn't it?'

"I do, I do, I do, I do, I do."

"Don't you want somebody to blame?"

'It's to replace a download, which replaced a CD which replaced the original vinyl. Funny thing is I've never liked the album.'

"This next piece is an intimate number I'd like to share with you one-on-one."

'Now THERE'S a friendship I've never quite understood. That's Ludwig van Beethoven on the left, with Harvey Fernquist, the inventor of telephone 'hold' music!'

"It's not your phone—they're playing 'Für Elise.'"

Dog using MP3 player scowls at dog that's still listening to gramophone player, saying: 'Luddite!'