Music Format Geek Mugs

"Have you seen my CD player?"

Mozart on a computer,

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

Music Student

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

Music for car stereos

Sergei Taneyev

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

"C'mon you bluuues..."

Songs About Artificial Intelligence

Igor Stravinsky

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'

The rise of nano-technologies.

What Harold's guitar lacked in range, it made up for in payability.

Leos Janacek

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

Music Collector.

'It's to replace a download, which replaced a CD which replaced the original vinyl. Funny thing is I've never liked the album.'

'Now THERE'S a friendship I've never quite understood. That's Ludwig van Beethoven on the left, with Harvey Fernquist, the inventor of telephone 'hold' music!'

In an effort to lure a younger generation of sailors the sirens start using autotune.

- 'Roger, I want a divorce' - 'It's that bulging crotchet in bar 5, isn't it?'

"I do, I do, I do, I do, I do."

"Don't you want somebody to blame?"

"This next piece is an intimate number I'd like to share with you one-on-one."

"It's not your phone—they're playing 'Für Elise.'"

Dog using MP3 player scowls at dog that's still listening to gramophone player, saying: 'Luddite!'

Music Technology