Format Enthusiast Mugs

'It's to replace a download, which replaced a CD which replaced the original vinyl. Funny thing is I've never liked the album.'

Packaging Russian Dolls

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

Sign Reform

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

"Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm the guy who invented CliffsNotes."

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

"Actually, I worked my way up from 'ideas'."

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

School of Arts and Sciences.

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

Taking to the sky...

"I told you all this would be yours someday, son, and today is that day."

Doo inc..can and no can.

Alphabet Soup: Now in a bold new font.

"I've always been attracted to small architectural details."

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

'Someone must have stolen your identity. Your fingerprints are missing.'

Ignore that guy - He thinks he deserves attention because he's italicized. I.

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

Driverless Car

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

'7 new planets discovered like Earth..' 'When do we leave?'

'I'm too busy installing updates to figure out any practical application for them.'