Music Competition Win Mugs

"Pop stardom might not be the most realistic of ambitions, Billy. I should know- I was the winner of last year's X Factor."

Golden Violinist

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

The Victors

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

Bullseye!

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'

'Guess what? I won again.'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Music Lessons

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Happy Champion

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

High Five

Singer and her microphone

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

Champions biting their medals

Swimming Champion.

'The groom has requested...in lieu of vows...that you sing a verse of 'Stand By You Man'.'

The weight of winning gold.

"What's next?"

1st. 2nd. Nice Guy.

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"

The battle of the pianos.

"Well I don't think you do want to win this as much as I do."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'Usual Saturday night crap.'

'Congratulations on reaching the grand final, how does it feel to be the biggest loser of all time?'

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...