Music Chameleon Pillows

Future Career Moves of Mickael Jackson

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

'You must be the only 'Jack-of-all-trades' who is out of work in all of them!'

"You dropped yer wallet."

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

Farmer's Market.

"Charlie Greider... that rascal! I had a sneaking suspicion he'd be shedding his skin and moving on to a bigger company before too long!"

'So when the bottom fell out of sheep shearing I had to find something else...'

"So, how long have you struggled with impostor syndrome?"

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

'Reinvent yourself, and get back to us.'

"He retired as an executive, returned as a contractor, became a consultant and now he's a brooding presence."

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

I'm filling out my myface.com and I have a question. Rudy Park, tech genius, at your service. Should I pretend to be 10,12 or 26 years old? 32? I configure browsers, not fake personas! I think I'll play for the Broncos.

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

"On your application it says you've been a circus clown, an orthopaedic surgeon and a molecular biologist."

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

"Your resume shows you have had numerous jobs and in all of them you were rather invisible."

'This beauty will give you that British sound. It will convert your nasal twang into proper Queen's English.

'What do I do for a living?? Isn't it obvious?'

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

Have you considered the possibility that you're only hiding from yourself?

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

'You're a model - what sort, dear?'

'Actually I started out in quantum mechanics, but somewhere along the way I took a wrong turn.'

The Ins and Outs of childhood

'On the internet, nobody knows you're a monkey.'

My husband is spending all his time with his computer and his tech gadgets.

'Millers said they travelled through Europe? Nonsense! All of their souvenirs have little tags reading 'Made in China'!'

'Are you having this identity crisis because you current identity sucks?'