Music And Mayhem Mixer Prints

Military conductor

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Interdisciplinary studies.

New music conference

"Free Bird!"

Tonight: Wagner's Ring Tone Cycle.

Birds with Headphones

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Old songs made new

Books and Phones

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

"The drummer's got to go - he's too loopy."

Bach Doubles

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

Boxing with your harp

"Bretheren and Sistern out there in Congregational Land!"

A Heavy Metal Musician.

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

"We've moved a few things around. Travel books are in the Fantasy section, Politics is in Sci-Fi, and Epidemiology is in Self-Help. Good luck."

"Is it copyright violation if I plagiarize a plagiarized song?"

"Where are you getting those notes from?"

Man using guitar as golf club.

Beethoven's 10th

Clam - The Dance Mix

House trained cat

'Playing out of tune doesn't make it a remix!'

A punk rocks out to a John Denver song on karaoke night.

The Noisy Neighbours

Library computer center: CYBRARIAN.

Turn this music off! Please. Thumpa thump … Thank goodness. This is insane. How can they combine a talk show with house music? Allow us to explain: To attract younger audiences, we, the media conglomerates, must communicate on their terms, on their wavelength. More media, multimedia, simultaneous media, streaming screaming gleaming screeching grinding mind-bending media! I'm going to kill something! You're playing into their hands. Thumpa thumpa thumpa.