Museum Visitor Mugs

"Law & Order: Museum Guards."

"Notice how the aye ayes follow you around the room?"

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

At the Museum

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Paul Klee

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"I think he was a celebrity."

Culture Saturday

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Party Animals.

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"Personally, I'm a doer."

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

The Rise of Modern Art

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Raphael