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I.M. Pei, the habitrail

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

'It was great. I hated it.'

Diego Rivera, Frida Kahlo, and the Art of Conversation

The Other Cooperstown

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

"Then what happened?"

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

Diego Velasquez

Crane Game. Ball Game.

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

One Painting Says To the Other... 'Do you ever get that creepy feeling like they are watching you.'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

Baby on board 2020

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

'...The good news is the Guggenheim has offered $2,500,000 for our chart.'

"Welcome to the Museum of Science and Industry."

Mummy Busks For Coins For His Cases

The Abstract, The Modernist, The Avant-Guard.

'Wow, Mom, how long has he been in time-out?'

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

"I think this one's more recent."

Secrets of the Mona Lisa revealed.

Smithsonian

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

Mummy Tourist

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

Graffiti on the Mona Lisa.