Museum Goer With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

'Wow! Look, Dad! That's the syringe he used the year he shattered the record.'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

"I think it really captures my humility and selflessness."

"Go on. Throw the stick."

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

Dizzy Spider

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

Unnatural History Museum: 'How can we help?'

'Goodness, no! It's for an exhibit at the art gallery down the street.'

Mike Rutherford

"It's closing time and four people are unaccounted for. Start looking."

Queen Victoria having a barbecue using BBQ sauce

'In the event you suffer from Montezuma's Revenge, there's a TV in every bathroom.'

'This can't be Pearl Harbor... Let me see that chart!'

"Yeah, yeah. Everybody's got palms and opposable thumbs and the ass only has hooves... Get over yourselves, people!"

M.O.M.A. (Museum Of Missing Art.

The Swan.

I.M. Pei, the habitrail

"Let it go, Carl!"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Millman's Dead Cat Museum and Curio Shop

Uses of a Dead Cat: Anti-aircraft Defences.

As they say, when in Rome, eat it.

'Did you know there is a whole website dedicated to cats that look like you?'

'Let's talk steroids.'

Titanic Selfie

'The stupid school computers blocked Lady Godiva's website!'

'Y'know...it never occurred to me that, 'Swing the gull-durn horse thief from the nearest tree'. Would need clarification...'

Blow yourself up to poster size.

Boxer Dog

"The average person's vocabulary is 20,000 words. Lucky for you, you know the names of 8,000 brands of beer."