Museum Fan Prints

The Gift Shop Museum.

'Go ahead, but long after you big guys are just museum pieces, roaches'll still be around!'

Rodin's Golfer, Rodin's Divot

Corona virus

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

Paul Klee

"I think he was a celebrity."

Party Animals.

Culture Saturday

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Stephen Spender.

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

Pharaoh Cocoon

The Other Cooperstown

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

Raphael

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

I love Museum Shops

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Rodin's THE FEELER

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

Hall of great inventors.

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

It says they're 120 million years old, enjoyed long walks along the tar pit, and loved nibbling on rodents together. Carbon-dating.com