Museum Fan Mugs

'Go ahead, but long after you big guys are just museum pieces, roaches'll still be around!'

Rodin's Golfer, Rodin's Divot

Corona virus

Paul Klee

"I think he was a celebrity."

Culture Saturday

Party Animals.

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

Pharaoh Cocoon

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

The Other Cooperstown

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

Raphael

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

I love Museum Shops

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

"It may well be a hugely significant example of early 18th century Flemish art...but as head of merchandising I have to ask 'What would it look like on a fridge magnet?'"

Mummy Busks For Coins For His Cases