Museum Adventurer Pillows

Dickens Museum Gift Shop

"Remember! If there is a duvetyne curtain leading to a blackened room, we shall pass through it. If headphones are required, we will wear them. We shall push any button and read every text, for we are artists and we are unafraid."

'It's called, 'Paint a Picture, Buster, It'll Last Longer!''

On a school trip to a museum, a child takes the head of a horse statue and runs through the museum with it.

Scary things in the museum

"I will not buy a fridge magnet. . ."

At the Museum

"Meet the scribe"

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Culture Saturday

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

Bears going water skiing.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

Breakthrough

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'