Muscle Obsession T-Shirts

"We're exclusively delts."

Powerful Love.

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

Built and Built without a permit.

'Of course he does - all snakes have great abs!'

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

A doctor calls a body builder to perform a patella tap test on a large patient.

"His prose is so muscular."

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

'Just a few more steroids and I get-a-chopping!'

'Sorry Mum, but the silly haircut kind of ruins my body builder image...'

"I was building up my pecs."

"The guy who wants to be my boyfriend has the body of a god - buddha."

'Your 'guns' are very impressive Norman,but not at work.'

Baroque Bach Mountain

The Wonder Gym.

Somewhere in France Gertie Anne Grapples With An Idee Fixe

'My ex-boyfriend is just here to pick up his bodybuilding magazines. You can come in if you promise not to pick a fight.'

Arnold Schwarzenegger.

A Body Builder has his picture taken behind a cardboard cut out of a body builder.

'Under this blubber, pal, there are abs and muscle you wouldn't believe!'

"Hercules hiscules"

A Washboard Stomach.