Muscle Obsession T-Shirts

"We're exclusively delts."

Powerful Love.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

The rock caricature

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

Basic training w/ GI Joe, Rambo, Bruce Lee, etc.

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

'Of course he does - all snakes have great abs!'

Built and Built without a permit.

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

A doctor calls a body builder to perform a patella tap test on a large patient.

Sadie, the way you objectify football players is unconscionable. It's what? All you talk about are their muscles, square jaws, animal intensity. Ooh. What? I live it when you get all puffed up and macho and tough. And what biceps. Much better. Well played. Girl does what she's got to.

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.

"His prose is so muscular."

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

'Just a few more steroids and I get-a-chopping!'

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

Pushy Coach.

'Sorry Mum, but the silly haircut kind of ruins my body builder image...'

"I was building up my pecs."

"The guy who wants to be my boyfriend has the body of a god - buddha."

'My ex-boyfriend is just here to pick up his bodybuilding magazines. You can come in if you promise not to pick a fight.'

The Wonder Gym.

Somewhere in France Gertie Anne Grapples With An Idee Fixe

'Your 'guns' are very impressive Norman,but not at work.'

Baroque Bach Mountain

Arnold Schwarzenegger.

'Under this blubber, pal, there are abs and muscle you wouldn't believe!'

"Hercules hiscules"

'Are you sure this is only the 100kg?'

A Body Builder has his picture taken behind a cardboard cut out of a body builder.