Muscle Car Fan Pillows

The latest range in Muscle cars.

'Thank you for sharing the squeegee.'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'It seats two comfortably.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Taking to the sky...

'Driving without a flag?'

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

Artists At The Auto Show

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'Oh sorry mate, I'll leave him outside.'

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

'I believe you were first.'

Angry pensioner

The Race

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

Ducks crossing.

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

'Sorry, Rudolph, we can't let you join in any reindeer games... You've tested positive for steroids.'

Sprinting speeding ticket

"Looks like you're in a pickle, mister. . . . heh-heh! A real Dill-Emma, bwa-ha-ha!"

'When you asked me to follow your husband at work you didn't tell me he was a Formula One driver.'

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

The headless moped driver

Cylinder Head

On your mark, get set, go!

'Whoah, look! Jed's got new wheels!'

Big car with machine gun poking through window, bumper sticker reads: Yardie on board.

'Men on motorbike with pencil shaped sidecar.'

'Thank God I'm wearing clean underwear!'

"Wild rice Krispy treat."