Murphy's Law Enthusiasts Pillows

'I've lost my job, my wife and kids, the house, what the hell else could possibly go wrong?!"

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Wal-Mart Ruling

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.'

"Before we begin, I'd like to say that in thirty years as an attorney, I've never encountered a more interesting departure from the standard last will and testament."

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

Violent Crime Statistics

Lady Justice.

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

'Center for the Study of Murphy's Law' (Closed today because everything that could go wrong, did go wrong.)

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, my client blah blah...."

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

"Impartiality becomes you."

'You were convicted by the jury, but at least you were acquitted by the media.'

'Hello. My father is an attorney. This is how I allegedly spent my summer vacation.'

'I don't believe in pressuring my children. When the time is right, they'll arrive at the default choice and go to law school.'

Baby's first words.

"We, the jury, award the plaintiffs 100 trillion dollars - just because."

"To be honest, I'm not sure if you marking your territory is legally binding in a boundary claim dispute."

'Court is recessed until the big hand is on the three.'

Two lawyers in a royal court

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

Counsel examining witness

'Your honour, we find the defendent 'politically incorrect'.'

Roman Emperor Trump Pointing to El Salvador