Mural Maven Pillows

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Instructional guide to scribbling

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"Best idea I ever had, those murals."

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

"We just can't justify the expense of cheese, let alone the upkeep of the maze."

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

'And just how much is silver going for a troy ounce these days?'

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

Lacks Structure and Meaning

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

'George, will you please look at me when I'm talking to you?'

"Popular astrologer and psychic Malder Tercado's contract with a national Spanish-language TV network was not renewed. Tercado was reportedly surprised by the news...saying he didn't see it coming."

"And now, with the projected sales figures..."

Reading the Leaves.

"And they say this country doesn't make anything anymore!"

A Blanksy

"Once we get the performance figures in we give them to Mrs Miggins and her magic cauldron to make sense of them!"

"Yes I can read palms and if you don't remove yours from my thigh, you'll be reading my palm with your face!"

"It's not straw - it's rattan."

'What a gorgeous mug. Did you make that by hand... or by foot?'

"I'm charging you with trying to strike a happy medium."

"excuse me...what town am i in..?"

"Whenever someone scoffs at dreaming the impossible dream, I tell them to think of Bloomingdale's –the way it was long, long ago, and the way it is now."

"Of course, black magic is more expensive than white magic. Do you think that the pigments are free?"

"Of course, in life he was allergic to them."