Municipal Decision-maker Pillows

"It's come to my attention that our sister city has been borrowing our city's clothes without even asking."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

Career Choices

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

City Finance Dept: My Way/The Highway

"There's only one thing I hate more than a 'yes man', and that's a 'no man'!"

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

Unsafe Drain Covers!

What's your most popular drink? Why do you want to know? Why base your order on what other people are buying? Don't be a follower. Be your own man. If you're unfamiliar with a drink, ask what's in it and decide for yourself whether that sounds good. Or better yet, live a little. Take a risk. Choose a drink you've never had at random and see where it takes you. You only have one life. Don't live it following in the footsteps of other people. That's kind of harsh. No, it's the name of the drink.

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

Welcome to Elmville "Home of the world's biggest pothole." The mayor sure knows how to make the best of a bad situation!

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

The Tammany Ring Defeated- NY Mayor Oakey Hall as 'The Last Thorn of Summer'

"The key to making the right decision is knowing which coin to flip."

"Ah, you'll be wanting our red tape department, third door on the left!"

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

Doubt or Certainy

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."

'Daft title. How could you have 'backward' planning?'