Mummy-to-be T-Shirts

"What a coincidence. My mum is going to be a single mum and I'm going to be a single baby!"

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

So … you do a lot of yoga?

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

"No, Justin, I said, will you come to antenatal class with me."

'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

In the DNA Kitchen

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

"They look so young and helpless."

The Impractical Guide to having a baby.

"Tut tut. You're only having a baby, if you had my flu last week you'd know what real pain was."

"If I turn it up I might get out of here quicker!"

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

Instant Gratification Cafe.

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

'You're due in September, however, since you're not mentally ready, let's make it October!'

"So! When's the big day?"

'Feel free to get a second opinion. I can give you the number to my mom.'

'Mom is feeling sick. She caught a baby.'