Mum Mugs

M-Day

"Your mom's a very special person."

'Oh well, I don't think we'd better use this brand of bath-gel anymore...'

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

'Mom, we've hired a few people to fill in for you while you relax on Mother's Day.'

Portuguese Mom of War

"I want a bagel!"

DNA explained.

Pram Design for the Older Mum.

'This is the only way they'll listen to me.'

"I've never seen Mom this angry before."

I drive, therefore I am.

"Mommy wants you to know where your food comes from."

"Don't disturb mum, she's recharging."

"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."

Ladies who lunch.

'Even if she does say you're turning her hair gray, why don't you get her some nice cologne?'

Do you ever serve chocolate milk?

'You never make the same mistake twice. You always come up with a new one.'

Thanks to her new food-breath analyzer Cheryl could find out what her kids really had for lunch.

'Happy Mother's Day! Here's your gift - I'll be back later for dinner!'

"My mom wants you to dispense my happy pill just before I get on the bus for home."

'No,if you'll read the eyes-in-the-back-off-your-head chart, I check your mom vision,'

High Tech Mom

'Home from work at last!!'

Trust

'Mum! There's a fly in my soup...'

"Mom, are we there yet?"

"Oh no, not dinner again!"

"My mom's multilingual. She can say 'no' in four languages."

"I'll put this device onto flight mode when you put this plane onto flight mode."

Missing.

Babies who Lunch.

'As soon as your mother is through laundering the money we'll go out to eat.'

Mum ices cake with 'hands off'.