Mum Mugs

M-Day

"Your mom's a very special person."

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

'Oh well, I don't think we'd better use this brand of bath-gel anymore...'

Portuguese Mom of War

"I want a bagel!"

Pram Design for the Older Mum.

"I've never seen Mom this angry before."

I drive, therefore I am.

'This is the only way they'll listen to me.'

"Mommy wants you to know where your food comes from."

Do you ever serve chocolate milk?

Ladies who lunch.

"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."

'Even if she does say you're turning her hair gray, why don't you get her some nice cologne?'

'Happy Mother's Day! Here's your gift - I'll be back later for dinner!'

"My mom wants you to dispense my happy pill just before I get on the bus for home."

'You never make the same mistake twice. You always come up with a new one.'

Trust

"Oh no, not dinner again!"

High Tech Mom

'Mum! There's a fly in my soup...'

'Home from work at last!!'

"I'll put this device onto flight mode when you put this plane onto flight mode."

"Mom, are we there yet?"

"My mom's multilingual. She can say 'no' in four languages."

'So you became an architect! And I can remember when you couldn't draw a straight line!'

'As soon as your mother is through laundering the money we'll go out to eat.'

'I made this Valentine's card for you in school, mom. What the world needs is more love, and less homework.'

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

Mum ices cake with 'hands off'.

'I owe my success to my mother, who egged me on.'

'What do you mean, it's good for me and I'll like it? That sounds like a contradiction in terms.'

Missing.