Multitasking Wizard T-Shirts

Modern Day Stress.

"Gotta go."

"What's so funny? She had to go!!"

"I'm working remotely from home...I have a gallbladder, 2 appendectomies, a colon resection and playgroup at 3."

'Did you get the memo? Because of cuts, we have to double as janitors, too.'

'The Westbrook report and some clean underwear.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Jack of all trades

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

Out and In.

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Multi-Tasking

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Failure/Due Diligence

Food deliverer's baby.

"I had to skip my workout."

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.