Multitasking Wizard T-Shirts

Modern Day Stress.

"Gotta go."

"What's so funny? She had to go!!"

"I'm working remotely from home...I have a gallbladder, 2 appendectomies, a colon resection and playgroup at 3."

Last night I went over to Lance's house, and he was leaning back in his recliner, drinking a beer, eating a pizza and smoking a cigar. I said, "Tsk! Tsk!" He asked if that was for the recliner, the beer the pizza or the cigar. I explained that I'm quite adept at multi-tsking.

'Did you get the memo? Because of cuts, we have to double as janitors, too.'

'The Westbrook report and some clean underwear.'

Yes, I can multi-task.

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Jack of all trades

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

Out and In.

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Failure/Due Diligence

Multi-Tasking

Food deliverer's baby.

"I had to skip my workout."

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."