Multitasking Skeptics Gifts

Multi skilling costs jobs.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Jack of all trades

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

"Drunk, yet orderly"

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

"I had to skip my workout."

Food deliverer's baby.

Multi-Tasking

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

Businessman wearing many hats.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

'Your CV says in your last job you were responsible for...'

"I noticed that since I've been working at home you've been paying me hazard pay. How did you know?"

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."

Multimedia-Conglomerate-Tasking

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'