Multitasking Maven Gifts

'Work, school, soccer, shopping, aside from the occassional girl's night out, today's Mom doesn't have time to sit picking ticks and fleas.'

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"No, please go ahead. I can listen and file for divorce at the same time."

Dog on the phone.

'I'm a daughter in-law, a wife, mom to three kids and your asking me if I can multi task?'

Being a mother of three kids was her greatest role. Playing the part of a rich businessman came in a close second.

'Multi-skilling course.'

Fat woman cooking on her sunbed rather than tanning herself

Woman ironing the curly cord from a computer mouse

"Can you hold on a sec? I need to check on Timmy."

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

'Now, don't move Joey...'

Multi-talented Multitasker.

Woman stores her mobile in her cleavage.

"Jenkins, could you call Finance and tell them that the American deal is going ahead? Also, could you contact tech support and tell them that I've glued my finger to the intercom again?"

The Working Mum

'Okay, you can multitask. Now stop texting during this interview!'

"Where's a fairy godmother when you need one?"

Like all women sarah was adept at multitasking

A man reading whilst running.

"Okay, this doesn't capture the spirit of the quote, but lighting a candle and cursing the darkness is a pretty good example of multitasking."

'Wow! She's fast. She even had time to do her shopping!'

Laptops

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

How to make a chatelaine a real blessing to mothers.

"Executive shoeshine and bald head buff, sir?"

Working Mother

Rocking Chairs

"OK, not only is what you’re doing disruptive, but I’m pretty sure it’s unethical."

"Actually, I wear two hats."

"Maybe you shouldn't try to shave on the way to work."

"Effective client support requires an ability to multitask."

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Jack of all trades