Multitasking Experts T-Shirts

'Have you Googled your homework, yet?'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Jack of all trades

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Balancing work and family

"I had to skip my workout."

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

Multi-Tasking

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

Food deliverer's baby.

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

Businessman wearing many hats.

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

Why do you need so many computers?

"....how many kids have we got now?"

Multimedia-Conglomerate-Tasking

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."