Multinational Business Pillows

"We're a multinational company, so you'll have to be able to say 'Mr.Harris isn't in' in ten languages."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

Tariff Wars

"It lost a little something in translation."

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

"Tariffs"

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

'Thanks for flying in for the meeting.'

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"

Ever Given

"Yeah but when will she be home?"

Euro around the world.

"How can our Russian affiliate be losing money? I thought that country was out of the red."

'A tax audit? I out sourced my books, records and book keeping to India months ago.'

'In the modern world manufacturing takes place in China. Most R&D is one in South Korea and support and logistics is based in India.'

"Honey, is the car filled up? My project here is finished and after my lunch I'm taking a new job in South America."

Myanmar Business Policy

Santa's Workshop: Moved to China

'If a job's worth doing, the Japanese have probably already doing it..'

Welcome to China, Sir Businessman!

'International companies' sticking flag into the ground near the city.

"New York are at Lunch, Munich are at Coffee and Tokyo are at Lunch."

I think the reason our international unit is performing poorly is because our mission statement says, 'Think locally and act locally'.'

The trouble with working for a multi-national company

'We don't seem to be doing well in the foreign beverage market. However, due to a mistranslation of our slogan we've become the leading international provider of embalming fluid.'

"Welcome aboard - oh, and the job has been moved to India, and you'll be paid in rice."

'We HAVE created more jobs.. they just happen to be in other countries.'

My First Euro

'Better learn Spanish, son, because I'm moving it all to Mexico!'

'I don't call expanding to New Jersey thinking globally.'

"You're looking for an international expert? I'm your man! My computer is from China, the desk is from Romania and my clothes are made in Bangladesh!"

"That's Karl, before he was purchased by the Chinese."

'Email, fax, phone, text or courier?'

Merkel & Europe

"You can do business anywhere... as long as you can speak their menu."